Fox McCloud - Tourneyfag favorite, stopped being used when Tourneyfags made Melee their official game instead.Now nobody picks her armored form anymoar. Coincidence? Played by fappers until Brawl came out. When Captain Falcon does a certain move, he grabs her tits. Samus - She doesn't take off the suit in this game.The only reason 13 year old boys play this game. (Unless you know the Double Jump Cancel nair shieldbreak combo). Yoshi - Kills his enemies by eating them and shitting them out, preferably off the ledge of the level.Played by 13 year old boys who will spam his fucking down special all match. Also, Kirby is a known cockbite and will suc yo dic fo a fcking dollah. The aforementioned opponent may then be dislodged after a period of time with Kirby retaining teh Falcon Punch. Also, like Yoshi, he is imbued with the ability to consume his enemy and absorb said enemy's abilities. Kirby - Despite looking like a stupid pink piece of shit, he is actually the second-best character in the game, if only because Sakurai created him.Donkey Kong - Plays like an ape, and has a HUGE penis.Link - He can't wait to bomb some Dodongos ].Was secretly Dio Brando because his Final Smash in Brawl and Smash 4 is Za Warudo, but in Ultimate, he now uses his ghost vacuum to SUCC everyone and send them flying. Given a new move in Melee but only causes him to kill himself, the emo fag. Luigi - Plays exactly like Ken from Street Fighter.Played by unoriginal noobs, and nobody else. Given a new move in Brawl which only lets him shoot water at his opponents. Mario - Plays exactly like Ryu from Street Fighter.Smash 64 has a notably high amount of hitstun, making combos easy, and therefore, the only game where 5 stocks are used rather than 3. Since the Internet was at the time confined to small clusters of like-minded individuals, there was no horrific shitstorm involved with its release. 10.1 Hacking your Wii with super smash bros brawl.
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6.10 How To Win Every Smash Ultimate Online Battle.6.6 Smash Ultimate: Newcomer/DLC Fighter.6.5 Smash Ultimate: Returning Characters from Brawl.6.4 Smash Ultimate: Returning Characters from Melee.5.6 If some retard has picked Fox in Smash 4.5.5 How to win every Smash Melee battle.5.2 Smash 4: Returning Characters From Brawl.5.1 Smash 4: Returning Characters From Melee.3.12 Brawl's Closed Due To Dust and Fail.3.10.2 You Can't Spell Ignorance without IGN?.3.10.1 THE BEST REVIEW EVAR (BRAWL GETS 2 STARS OUT OF 4).3.7 The Entire Subspace Plot in 5 seconds.Tourneyfags play with, depending on the game, Pikachu in Smash 64, Fox in Melee, Meta Knight in Brawl, Bayonetta in Smash 4, and Pikachu in Ultimate, with no items, on Final Destination (or any place similar in the case of Super Smash Bros Brawl and later). The objective of the game is to knock other players off the arena using your skills, and if you're not a Tourneyfag, a variety of weapons, in a variety of locations (unless you're a tourneyfag, in which case you're choices of locations has been drastically narrowed down for you).
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Brawl is also the first game in the series to let third party characters in as well, which opened the floodgates of fags like Blazesonic who want to see every character in every game ever in Brawl. Brawl, Super Smash Bros for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS (way too long of a title, and feck the Wii-U), and Super Smash Bros Ultimate cause much nerd rage over how they should be played. is a shit-tastic, clusterfuck party game (although Tourneyfags and Nintendo fanboys would have you believe it's a serious fighting game), where all the characters are from various faggoty Nintendo and other non-important games, which allows up to (depending on the game) either four or eight Gaming Fags (or two tourneyfags, that aren't in doubles) to realize their dreams of pitting Link against Mario in a fight to the death.
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